Misc. Wav Files

Houlihan: Those two, they're ruining this war, for all of us!

Frank: This was a great war 'till you guys showed up.


Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you.

Scully: Her name is Bambi? Mulder: Yeah, both her parents were naturalists. They believed that by.. Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you.

Scully: Where's she going? Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you? Scully: I doubt she's even a blonde.

Mulder: You call me if anything happens.

Scully: Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man? Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the peddles.

Mulder: More comfortable than a futon.

Scully: You sure that wasn't a girlie scream?

Mulder: Well that's a pretty extreme hunch. Scully: I recall you having some pretty extreme hunches. Mulder: I never have.

Mulder: Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex.

Mulder: That's official FBI business.

Mulder: Scully you're gonna want to..You just missed a stop sign back there. Scully: Shut up Mulder.

Scully: Explain to me the scientific principle of the wammy.

Scully: Mulder toads just fell from the sky.

Scully: Thanks for ditching me, did you find what you were looking for?

3rd Rock from the Sun

Mary: once again something wonderful in my life has turned into a giant crapfest!

Harry: You killed her you alien bastard!! Why!?! WHY!?!?!


Elaine: You're through soup nazi. Pack it up, no more soup for you. NEXT!

Soup Nazi: No soup for you! Come back, one year! Next!

Fawlty Towers

Basil: Shut up you silly tart! Go away! My wife will hear us! Sybil: This is your wife. Basil: Oh what a terrible dream.

Martin Guerre


The Imposter is Here

The Imposter is ere, part II



The Night that Goldman Spoke, at Union Square

Phantom of the Opera


Rosemary Ashe's "Ha!" (London)

Rosemary Ashe singing

Priti Coles (Vienna)

Lyse Guerin (Toronto)

Leigh Munro (Far East)

Leigh's "These things do happen" speech

Kim Stengel (Toronto) "This trophy.."


Sergio Lombana (Vienna)

John Aron (London)

Peter Cormican (Toronto)


Donna Rubin (Toronto)

Megan Kelly (Pickwick)

Alexandra Young-Schmidt (Vienna)

Janet Devenish (London)

Natasha Knight (Netherlands)

Absolutely Fabulous

Edwina's speech on taxes