Misc. Wav Files

Houlihan: Those two, they're ruining this war, for all of us!

Frank: This was a great war 'till you guys showed up.

X-Files

Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you.

Scully: Her name is Bambi? Mulder: Yeah, both her parents were naturalists. They believed that by.. Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you.

Scully: Where's she going? Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you? Scully: I doubt she's even a blonde.

Mulder: You call me if anything happens.

Scully: Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man? Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the peddles.

Mulder: More comfortable than a futon.

Scully: You sure that wasn't a girlie scream?

Mulder: Well that's a pretty extreme hunch. Scully: I recall you having some pretty extreme hunches. Mulder: I never have.

Mulder: Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex.

Mulder: That's official FBI business.

Mulder: Scully you're gonna want to..You just missed a stop sign back there. Scully: Shut up Mulder.

Scully: Explain to me the scientific principle of the wammy.

Scully: Mulder toads just fell from the sky.

Scully: Thanks for ditching me, did you find what you were looking for?

3rd Rock from the Sun

Mary: once again something wonderful in my life has turned into a giant crapfest!

Harry: You killed her you alien bastard!! Why!?! WHY!?!?!

Seinfeld

Elaine: You're through soup nazi. Pack it up, no more soup for you. NEXT!

Soup Nazi: No soup for you! Come back, one year! Next!

Fawlty Towers

Basil: Shut up you silly tart! Go away! My wife will hear us! Sybil: This is your wife. Basil: Oh what a terrible dream.

Martin Guerre

Overture

The Imposter is Here

The Imposter is ere, part II

Ragtime

The Night that Goldman Spoke, at Union Square

Phantom of the Opera

Carlottas:

Rosemary Ashe's "Ha!" (London)

Rosemary Ashe singing

Priti Coles (Vienna)

Lyse Guerin (Toronto)

Leigh Munro (Far East)

Leigh's "These things do happen" speech

Kim Stengel (Toronto) "This trophy.."

Piangis:

Sergio Lombana (Vienna)

John Aron (London)

Peter Cormican (Toronto)

Megs:

Donna Rubin (Toronto)

Megan Kelly (Pickwick)

Alexandra Young-Schmidt (Vienna)

Janet Devenish (London)

Natasha Knight (Netherlands)

Absolutely Fabulous

Edwina's speech on taxes