You Might be a Trekkie if...

you know Yeoman Rand's cabin number 

you can name all 79 episodes of classic Trek--in order 

you can name alphabetically all the women Kirk seduced 

Mr. Spock beamed down into your back yard last night and talked to you

you named your first child Leonard William DeForest 

you named your first child Tiberius 

you breed Tribbles 

you have a matter/anti-matter converter in your bathroom 

you answer your cellular flip-phone "Kirk here" 

Deanna Troi can 'feel' your pain 

you spend $150.00 at a convention on a piece of plastic that may or
may  not look like a phaser 

you sing along with William Shatner's record album 

you shave your head to look like Captain Picard 

you want to have Worf's baby 

you talk... like... William Shatner--on purpose 

you have a copy of every Star Trek uniform shown on TV or in the

you spend the weekend decorating your friend's van to look like a 
shuttlecraft instead of going on a date with the Homecoming Queen 

you trim your angora cat's hair to make it look like a tribble 

you scare your little brother by acting like a Gorn 

you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your spare room 

your dream date is with Deanna Troi 

you keep asking Scotty to 'beam you up' 
        he does... 

you write love letters to Lursa and Bator 

you can trace your genealogy back to Surak 

you redecorate your living room to look like the bridge of the

you make annual pilgrimages to the Paramount lot 

you have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture over 100 times 

you can quote all of the Articles of the Federation 

you know every word of Star Trek IV by heart 

your idea of a great evening is spouting Trek trivia for six hours
with your friends 

you quote the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 

you sing Klingon Opera while showering 

you cannot use contractions in your speech 

when you get sick you want Doctor Beverly to take care of you 

you use stardates on all your correspondence 

you name your cat 'Spot' and feed it feline formula #29 

whenever you start your car you take your right index finger and point
it ahead of you saying "Engage" 

you call your Psychic friends to talk to Mr. Spock 

you hire a private detective because you KNOW Guinan is here somewhere

you know the difference between "Live long and prosper" and "Nanu,

you save up money to send your kids to Starfleet Academy 

you stand in line for 13 hours to get Gene Roddenberry's autograph 

you channel Gene Roddenberry 

you ask your broken computer to run a self-diagnostic 

you talk to your computer (Hello, computer!) 
	if it talks back... 

you already know the name of every episode of season one of Star Trek:

If any of these apply to you.....You might be a Trekkie.